The World of Illuminada "Baby Girl" Binayubay

Since I can't think of anything sensible to write, I'll introduce you to Baby Girl.

Illuminada "Baby Girl" Binayubay is a fictional character I came up with. :) Thanks to the ADDU Web Development Team for escorting me away from sanity. Haha!

Anyway, here are some random facts about "Baby Girl".

~ When Baby Girl gives you the finger, she’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

~ He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Baby Girl, dies.

~ When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Baby Girl.

~ Baby Girl once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made her blink.

~ Baby Girl never goes to the dentist because her teeth are unbreakable. Her enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

~ Baby Girl doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

~ When God said, "Let there be light", Baby Girl said, "say please."

~ The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Baby Girl. The film was canceled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

~ When Baby Girl sneezes, she doesn't say "Atchoo" she says "DIE EVERYONE!!!". That's what happens next.

~ Not everyone that Baby Girl is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

~ If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Baby Girl says its beef, then it's beef.

~ There's an order to the universe: space, time, Baby Girl.... Just kidding, Baby Girl is first.

~ With the rising cost of gasoline, Baby Girl is beginning to worry about her drinking habit.

~ The Bible was originally titled "Baby Girl and Friends"

~ Once a cobra bit Baby Girl's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

~ Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Baby Girl. Not to be outdone, Baby Girl invented the car accident.

~ There are no races, only countries of people Baby Girl has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

~ Baby Girl can delete the Recycling Bin.

~ Baby Girl invented black. In fact, she invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

~ Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Baby Girl's first visit to Tokyo.

~ Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Baby Girl's kindergarten class.

~ Baby Girl knows the last digit of pi.

~ "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Baby Girl's theme song.

~ Some people say that Baby Girl is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

~ Baby Girl died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell her.

And by far, the most shocking:

Baby Girl has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in her way.